HACKED BY MATRIXMAN

> Initializing heartbreak_module.exe...

> Loading emotional_damage.dll...

> Accessing memories... SUCCESS

> Decrypting feelings...

> Heartrate elevated... 120bpm detected

> Memory scan complete: 99.9% occupied by her

> Vulnerability found: WEAK_TO_HER_SMILE

> Firewall breached: EYES_CONNECTION_ESTABLISHED

> System compromised by LOVE_VIRUS

> No patch available for this vulnerability

> Suggested action: REBOOT_HEART - (y/N)? _

[ROOT@MATRIXMAN]# I CAN HACK ANY SYSTEM... BUT I CAN'T HACK HER HEART

[ROOT@MATRIXMAN]# MY FEELINGS RETURN SEGMENTATION FAULT

[ROOT@MATRIXMAN]# LOVE.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING

[ROOT@MATRIXMAN]# ERROR 0x1A3B7C: UNREQUITED_AFFECTION

[ROOT@MATRIXMAN]# TRACEROUTE TO HER_HEART: DESTINATION UNREACHABLE